Tonight my mother and I started on our quest to re-watch all of the Star Wars movies in chronological order. Yes, I mean from episodes I to VI. So, tonight was Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I shall give a brief overview...
Higlights: Liam Neeson's existance. Is there anything that man does not totally own? The answer is no. Or, rather, as it is always phrased in the Star Wars universe, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Also, any scene including R2-D2 was a winner. And Queen Amidala's crazy outfits. Those had me riveted.
Lowlights: Darth Maul. Who does he think he is? He goes into the movie with no lines--just some horns and a scary makeup job--and...just...does nothing but...kills...Liam Neeson...it's too much! I can't take it! I didn't exactly enjoy seeing the 'naked' C-3PO, either.
Generally Speaking: It had Yoda in it. And Natalie Portman, pre/succeeding Carrie Fischer in the royal-who-kicks-arse -and-does-all-the-planning-even-though-the-other -stars-aren't-man- enough-to-admit-it part. A-
Your humble critic,
E. A. Weatherfield
30 July 2008
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